Dear
Len,
... further to our discussions about army Despatch Riders (or should
it be dispatch?) ...
My
first-hand experience was in the R.A.F. when I was in Signals and protocol
still insisted that Sealed Orders must be delivered by hand - so we
had to call upon a small team of jack-the-lad motorcyclists who seemed
to be a law-unto-themselves in our small 'Transport Section'. I'd also
met up with a couple of these self-styled 'aces' on courses. This had
given me dropping-in status at the hut which was their exclusive domain.
There they ate, slept and hung-out when On Watch as their duty
hours were called. A wryly anarchic bunch and not averse to causing
a bit of trouble when they had time on their hands.
We
also had Navy personnel on the base, and it wasn't unknown for a lone
rating on his way back from the mess to get jumped and a blanket thrown
over his head before he was left tied naked to the door of one of the
Women's blocks. It was usually assumed who the culprits were - but nobody
could ever prove anything - and it did at times provoke attempts at
reprisals by the navy - which were welcome skirmishes.
To
get assigned as a "Don R" you had to be something of a bike
nut. Any wanna-be motorcycle enthusiast on the base would try to find
an 'in' with these guys. A potential joiner might be sounded out and
perhaps put to some sort of test - offered a spin on a pillion. This
could result in some near-the-knuckle and challenging trickery which
was usually put-up-with if it meant getting in with the 'in' crowd.
In preparation for a trial run ... to be given boots a size too small
or with specially prepared stubble innersoles ... or subtly modified
gear that, once put on, was not so easy to get off again without assistance;
once seated behind a Don R for a trial spin, instructed to put hands
around the rider's waist only to find the wrists cuffed - or other members
of the team suddenly on hand to clip boots to the pillion foot-pegs
before the bike roared away into the darkness and a remote hut on the
other side of the air-field for what were known as 'evaluation' exercises.
Much
was only hear-say but I was shown modified padded bike mitts with adapted
wrist closures. Very much my territory even way-back-then - and I found
a group I got to know well, responded well to discussions about Houdini
and the ins-and-outs of tying up scenarios as we drank cocoa in the
Don R hut while they were on-call. In fact, I helped modify one of the
standard old-fashioned open-faced pudding basin crash helmets by adding
a couple of extra fixings. For an unsuspecting wearer, these were explained
as an experimental wind-break face protector ... but they were, in fact,
so an efficient gag could be added unexpectedly.
Len,
you mentioned briefly a "Despatch Rider experience (opportunity)
you had during your army service. Not sure whether this was a real-life
adventure or a situation which, since the event, you've managed to build
into a satisfying fantasy of what might have happened. Whichever, more
details would be appreciate ... for the record ...
See
DESPATCH RIDER EPISODE for
reply.